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Too shy to talk to a woman about your most disappointing little dick? Sure it’s a tiny tool but it might make her laugh if you send her a pic or too! The beauty about the TINY Small Penis Humiliation text sex service is that you don’t have to have your willie tucked away!!

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All received messages & all photos cost £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge

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You must be over 18 & have the billpayer’s permission. You may receive a maximum of 3 messages costing £1.50 each, plus your standard network charge. To quit the service send ‘STOP’ to 69500 Send ‘STOPALL’ to 69500 to opt out of marketing. This is a virtual text service for entertainment purposes. Texts are answered by intermediaries over 18, between 07.00-00.00 Hrs. Promoter & Information Provider: PremTel Net – CustomerCare 02031891882 Website

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Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’ and are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145

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